ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

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galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

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misha-the-lord-of-us-all:

cthulhucry:

peetaismyhero:

There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character.

Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”

and then they die

multiple times

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